I Set Anakin On Fire
12/16/2005
When I was a teenager, I used a zippo lighter to fire up my Camel Filters. This was about the same time that I stopped giving a shit about my Star Wars action figures (what few that remained from my conservative parents' religious confiscation of those infernal, demon-inspired toys).
I owned the Anakin figure that was bought with special 'proofs of purchase.' It was one of two or three figures that remained in my possession.
I'm sure you can see where this is going.
I was bored to death one day, so I decided to place little Plastic Anakin in a puddle of lighter fluid on my driveway. Then I made a line of fluid all the way to the street. I lit the end of the trail and watched gleefully as the fire chased its way down towards the helpless little Anakin.
Imagine how gratifying that would have been if it were one of these instead!
This little guy might make an excellent Chrismas present. I think I'll add it to my letter to Santa, lol. K-B Toys sells them; how crazy is that. We all know what an amazing, heroic military man our President was back in the day. Just look at his studliness. He looks like he ought to be on the team of Stargate SG-1! lol
posted by Edward Svengali @ Friday, December 16, 2005,
1 Comments:
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At 10:38 PM,
Monk-in-Training said...
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Now WHY would u want to ruin a great Sci-Fi program like that? Talk about wormholes.
