Therapy
6/24/2005
I suppose if you feel as nauseated as I do, a little shopping might cheer you up.
Check out these great action figures from the Jesus Christ Superstore!
"God Almighty."
His action figure includes the Kingdom-ComeKalashnikov AK-47 assault rifle and the Hallowed cloak of invulnerability.
"Jesus Christ."
His action figure includes includes Ninja-Messiah throwing nails and the Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun.
And so as not to exclude the other religions, here is...
"Buddha."
He includes Fighting Staff of Meditation, Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol and Invincible Holy Orange Cape of Enlightenment!
I haven't had this much fun since I discovered the Subgenius Book "High Wierdness By Mail" online!
Lastly, check out these sick and wonderful "Wrong Dimension Toys" by Howard Hollis. If you aren't rolling in your seat at the sight of the strangely disturbing "Toycher the Bear," there's got to be something wrong.
posted by Edward Svengali @ Friday, June 24, 2005,
