Condi Goth!
1/26/2005
When this 'key architect of the Iraq war' gets to feeling a little overwhelmed by daily pressures, she dons her black cloak, fake fangs, red devil contact lenses, gucci pentegram necklace and wild eyeliner for an adventurous night in the DC underground.
Anonymous celebrity spotters have witnessed Condi in the act of shakin' her Secretarial booty at a number of obscure nightclubs, hinting that she prefers darkwave and Goa Trance over drum and bass and IDM, and that she enjoys indulging in Dark and Tans, a mixed beer beverage containing half Guinness and half Harp.
We wonder how she has been able to keep her prodigious demeanor during these Senate hearings -- while at the same time pursuing a secret life as Queen Vamp in the evening time. Now that she has America by the testicles, it makes me feel good that at least one cabinet member has been confirmed a full-blooded vampire. Perhaps the others are simply hiding in the closet? We shall see.
Only in a place like America can we have such wild and crazy leadership. God bless us.
posted by Edward Svengali @ Wednesday, January 26, 2005,
